This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Yeah, because evil doesn’t want to share space with other evil.
At least this evil cuddles with me.
Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
Isn’t this just Breaking Bad, but backwards?
i really think you might be on to something